The Wonderful "One-Hoss-Shay", and Other Poems by Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Holmes, Oliver Wendell, 1809-1894 Holmes, Oliver Wendell, 1809-1894
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Hey, I just finished this gem from Oliver Wendell Holmes, and it's not what you'd expect from a 19th-century poet. Forget stuffy odes to nature—this collection is witty, sharp, and surprisingly modern. The title poem, about a carriage built so perfectly it lasts exactly one hundred years before crumbling to dust, is a brilliant, funny metaphor for human pride and the limits of perfection. Holmes pokes fun at doctors, philosophers, and even himself with a light touch that still lands today. It's like finding a clever, chatty friend in the pages of an old book. If you think classic poetry has to be serious, this will change your mind.
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|This ancient silver bowl of mine--it tells of good old times. Of joyous days and jolly nights, and merry Christmas chimes; They were a free and jovial race, but honest, brave and true, That dipped their ladle in the punch when this old bowl was new.= A Spanish galleon brought the bar--so runs the ancient tale-- Twas hammered by an Antwerp smith, whose arm was like a flail; And now and then between the strokes, for fear his strength should fail, He wiped his brow, and quaffed a cup of good old Flemish ale.= 'Twas purchased by an English squire to please his loving dame, Who saw the cherubs, and conceived a longing for the same; [Illustration: 068] (“JOLLY NIGHTS.”) [Illustration: 072] (“AND QUAFFED A CUP OF GOOD OLD FLEMISH ALE.”) And oft, as on the ancient stock another twig was found, 'Twas filled with caudle spiced and hot, and handed smoking round. But, changing hands, it reached at length a Puritan divine. Who used to follow Timothy, and take a little wine, But hated punch and prelacy; and so it was, perhaps, He went to Leyden, where he found conventicles and schnaps.= [Illustration: 078] (“WITH THOSE THAT IN THE MAYFLOWER CAME.”) And then, of course, you know what's next,--it left the Dutchman's shore With those that in the Mayflower came,--a hundred souls and more,-- Along with all the furniture, to fill their new abodes,-- To judge by what is still on hand, at least a hundred loads.= 'Twas on a dreary winter's eve, the night was closing dim, When old Miles Standish took the bowl, and filled it to the brim; [Illustration: 084] (“STIRRED THE POSSET WITH HIS SWORD.”) The little Captain stood and stirred the posset with his sword, And all his sturdy men-at-arms were ranged about the board. He poured the fiery Hollands in,--the man that never feared.-- He took a long and solemn draught, and wiped his yellow beard; And one by one the musketeers,--the men that fought and prayed,-- All drank as 'twere their mother's milk, and not a man afraid.= That night, affrighted from his nest, the screaming eagle flew, He heard the Pequot's ringing whoop, the soldier's wild halloo; And there the sachem learned the rule he taught to kith and kin, “Run from the white man when you find he smells of Hollands gin!”= A hundred years, and fifty more, had spread their leaves and snows, A thousand rubs had flattened down each little cherub's nose; When once again the bowl was filled, but not in mirth or joy. 'Twas mingled by a mother's hand to cheer her parting boy.= Drink, John, she said, 'twill do you good--poor child, you'll never bear This working in the dismal trench, out in the midnight air, And if--God bless me--you were hurt, 'twould keep away the chill; So John _did_ drink--and well he wrought that night at Bunker's Hill!= [Illustration: 092] (“A MOTHER'S HAND TO CHEER HER PARTING BOY.”) I tell you, there was generous warmth in good old English cheer; I tell you, 'twas a pleasant thought to bring its symbol here; 'Tis but the fool that loves excess--hast thou a drunken soul, Thy bane is in thy shallow skull, not in my silver bowl!= I love the memory of the past--its pressed yet fragrant flowers-- The moss that clothes its broken walls--the ivy on its towers-- Nay, this poor bauble it bequeathed--my eyes grow moist and dim, To think of all the vanished joys that danced around its brim.= [Illustration: 095] (“ITS BROKEN WALLS.”) Then fill a fair and honest cup, and bear...

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Oliver Wendell Holmes was a doctor, professor, and one of America's first great wits. This collection shows off his playful side, mixing clever satire with genuine warmth. The poems don't tell one continuous story, but each one is a little scene or idea brought to life.

The Story

The star of the show is "The Deacon's Masterpiece, or The Wonderful 'One-Hoss-Shay'". It tells the tale of a deacon who builds a carriage (a 'shay') with no weak points. He uses logic and the best materials, aiming for something that will never break down. And it doesn't—for exactly one hundred years. Then, on its centennial, the whole thing falls apart into a pile of dust in an instant. The poem is a hilarious and pointed jab at any system (theological, philosophical, or even scientific) that thinks it can achieve perfect, unchanging truth.

Why You Should Read It

Holmes has this incredible ability to be both smart and accessible. He writes about big ideas—faith, reason, human folly—but he does it with such a twinkle in his eye. Reading him feels like having a conversation with the cleverest person in the room, one who never takes himself too seriously. His humor holds up remarkably well. You'll find yourself smiling at his takedowns of pompous experts and nodding at his quieter observations about everyday life.

Final Verdict

This book is perfect for anyone curious about classic American writing but wary of dense, difficult texts. It's also a great pick for fans of sharp, good-natured satire. If you enjoy Mark Twain's humor or the clever rhymes of someone like Ogden Nash, you'll find a kindred spirit in Oliver Wendell Holmes. It's a short, satisfying read that proves some wit is truly timeless.



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